Tere liye chaand taare tod doon,

In hawaon ka rukh mod doon,

Itna kaafi hai ya do chaar jhoot aur bol doon…

Duck

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Kash tum bakri hoti,

Main tum ko ghaans khilata,

Aur pyaar se tumhare seengh pakarta, 

Aur puchta paagal kon..?

Tum ya main..?

Aur tum pyaar se bolti,

Main main….

Goat

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Boy to a girl = Aap meri pehli biwi ki tarah lag rahi hain..

Girl = Aapki kitni biwiyan hain..?

Boy = Ek bhi nahi.. ;-)

Kids

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Chai se udte dhooein main tumhari tasweer nazar ati hai,

Rozana inhi chakkaron main meri chai thandi ho jati hai….

Tea

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Woh humari zindagi mein,

Kuch is tara aaye,

Jaise hare bhare khait mein,

Moti bhains ghus aaye….

Buffalo

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Ek hawa ka jhoka sa aaya,

To laga jaise ke tum aaye ho,

Darwaze par kisi ki aahat si hui,

To laga jaise ke tum aaye ho,

Ab tum he bataoo,

Kya tum kisi bhoot se kam ho….

Horror

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Tu sawal nahi ek paheli hai,

Meri manzil tu nahi teri saheli hai..!

Bird

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Excuse me! kya dekh rahe ho?

Dekhte nahi busy hoon.

Line maar raha hoon..!

People

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Dosti karo college wali se,

Ishq karo office wali se,

Flirt karo pados wali se,

Pyaar karo dilwali se,

Aankh ladhao sali se,

Aur maar khao ghar wali se.

Kids

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Phir kahin dur se ek baar sadaa do mujhko,

Meri tanhayi ka ehsaas dila do mujhko..

Tum to chand ho tumhein meri zaroorat kya,

Main to pyaasa hun,

Pepsi hi pila do mujhko….

Drink

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Bas..! Mujhse aur nahi hoga…

Main hi karun to ap kab karoge..?

Maine aapko kiya na..!

Chalo ab aap karo..

Karo na..

I’m excited..

Karo na,

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.

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.

SMS..

Type

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Sms har pal karu to shararat hogi,

Har din karu to pareshani hogi,

Kabhi bhi na karu to kanjusi hogi,

Par dilse karu to shayad apko khusi hogi. 

Hui na..?

Smile

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Abe khajur,

Zoo se bhage hue langur,

Abe sade hue kele ke chilke,

Chuse hue aam,

Circus ke retired bandar,

Aisa kisi ko na kehna,

Feel hota hai….!

Monkey

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Ye muskaan

Ye jazbay

Ye mouj

Ye masti

Ye rishtey

Ye waadein

Ye sangeet

Ye pyaar

Ye dosti

Ye dil

Sab kuch adhoora hai

“Aap ke Bina”

Dog

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Dur humse jaa paoge kaise,

Humko bhool paoge kaise,

Hum woh khushbu hai jo saanson mein utar jaye,

Khud apni saanson ko rok paoge kaise..?

Monkey

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Ek adaa aapki dil churane ki,

Ek adaa aapki dil mein bas jane ki,

Ek chehra aapka chand sa,

Ek zid hamari chand pane ki…

Couple

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Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi…

Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi..!

Scare

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Kaun kehta hai dil paagal hai,

Paagalpan to sirf ek bahana hai,

Ek baar hans kar muskura kar to dekho,

Ye paagal tumhara deewana hai….

Mad

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Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye,

Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye,

Taj na banaiye costly padega,

Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye.

Play

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Apni surat ka kabhi to deedaar de,

Tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de..

Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna,

Kam se kam ek missed call hi maar de….

Face

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Phool ki shuruwaat kali se hoti hai,

Zindagi ki shuruwaat pyaar se hoti hai..

Pyaar ki shuruwaat apno se hoti hai,

Apno ki shuruwaat aap se hoti hai….

Spider

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Koi deewana kehta hai koi pagal samajhta hai,
 
Magar dharti ki bechaini ko bas badal samajhta hai,
 
Main tujhse dur kaisa hoon tu mujhse dur kaisi hai,
 
Ye tera dil samajhta hai ya mera dil samajhta hai,
 
Ki mohabbat ek ehsason ki paawan si kahaani hai,
 
Ye sab log kehte hai teri aankhon mein aansu hai,
 
Jo tu samjhe toh moti hai na samjhe toh pani hai,
 
Ye aansu pyaar ka moti hai isko kho nahin sakta,
 
Meri chahat ko tu apna bana lena magar sun le,
 
Jo mera ho nahi paya woh tera ho nahi sakata…
 
Cute Boy
 
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Class ki har ek ladki ek phool hai,
 
Unhe chahna ek bhool hai..
 
Jo unki soch me gul hai,
 
Uski compartment ke chances full hai….
 
Kid
 
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Jo nazar se guzar jaya karte hain,
 
Wo sitaare aksar toot jaya karte hain..
 
Kuch log dard ko bayaan nahin karte,
 
Bus chup chaap bikhar jaya karte hain….
 
Dance
 
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Hasino ne haseen ban kar gunaah kiya,
 
Auro ko to thik hum ko bhi tabaah kiya..
 
Pesh kiya jab gazlo me unki bewafaayi ko,
 
Auro ne to thik unhone bhi waah waah kiya….
 
Girl
 
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Aaj socha ki jawaab kya bhejun,
 
Aap jaise logo ko khitaab kya bhejun,
 
Koi phool ho to mujhe maaloom nahin,
 
Jo khud gulaab ho usey gulaab kya bhejun….
 
Cute Girl
 
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If care is wave I give u sea. 
 
If respect is a leaf I give u tree. 
 
If trust is a planet I give u galaxy, 
 
If friendship is life I give u myself….
 
Cute Boy
 
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If I reach for your hand, will you hold it? 
 
If I hold out my arms, will you hug me? 
 
If I go for your lips, will you kiss me? 
 
If I capture your heart, will you love me….
 
Hug
 
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U r the angel who I cherish so dearly in this heart of mine, 
 
The one who makes my day brighter, 
 
By making my whole world shine…..
 
Angel
 
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What's the difference between your and my smile?
 
U smile when you are happy and I smile when you are happy…..
 
Smile
 
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Some say you are ugly, 
 
Some say you are jungly, 
 
Some say you are pugly, 
 
But I say you are lovely….
 
Donkey
 
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Once upon a time, 
 
Something happened to me. 
 
It was the sweetest thing that ever could be, 
 
it was a fantasy, a dream come true. 
 
It was the day I met u….
 
Couple
 
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I was counting the stars one night, 
 
For a reason to love you, 
 
I was doing great until I ran out of stars….
 
Counting
 
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People die younger because God loves them so much. 
 
But you are still on earth… 
 
Because there is someone who loves you more than God….
 
Couple
 
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Some people say happiness is life. 
 
Others say it's freedom & some say it's money, 
 
But happiness for me is just having the opportunity to know u….
 
Kid
 
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Heaven is the place where I would be, 
 
The day you would stop loving me….
 
Mouse Riding Bird
 
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Tum muskrate bahut ho,
 
Tum hansate bahut ho, 
 
Ji karta hai tumhe dinner par lekar jaoon,
 
Par kambakht tum khaate bohot ho……
 
People
 
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Chahne se har baat nahi hoti.
 
Thode andhere se raat nahin hoti.
 
Jo pasand hai sabse jyada.
 
Kambakhat unse hi mulaqaat nahin hoti….
 
Donkey
 
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Khuda bachaye un hasinao se, 
 
Jo khud pe naaz karti hai…. 
 
Todti hai hazaro dilo ko, 
 
Phir bhi lakho pe raaz karti hai…..
 
Girl
 
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Kabhi unki yaad aati hai kabhi unke khwaab aate hain
 
Mujhe sataane ke saleeke to unhe behisaab aate hain
 
Qayamat dekhni ho gar chale jana us mehfil mein
 
Suna hai us mehfil mein wo be-naqab aate hain….
 
Fish
 
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Dil se hum dillagi nahi karate,
 
Yeh dil kisi ko diya nahi karate..
 
Dil ko aap ka mobile no. pasand aa gaya,
 
Warna hum kisi ko itna sms kiya nahin karate….
 
Message
 
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Mere dil jiger kidney liver ho tum,
 
Waqt bewaqt aaye wo fever ho tum,
 
Doob kar jisme mar jaaun wo river ho tum,
 
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
 
Music
 
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Old love story: –
 
Start from eyes,
Grow with gifts,
End with tears..
 
New Love Story: –
 
Start from mobile
Grow with balance share
End with sim change….
 
Couple
 
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One Of The best moments in life is when,
 
"U see ur yellow rose turning red rose",
 
Hard to understand….?
 
So Read Again..
 
"Ur friend turns into ur love"….
 
Cute Couple
 
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Ek dum latest and jhakaas way to propose.. 
 
Boy = Xcuse me..
 
Girl = Ji kahiye..
 
Boy = Mere hone wale bacho ki taraf se apko Happy Mother's Day
 
Cute Love
 
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Boy = Mere saath chalogi..?
 
Girl = Kahan..! 
 
Boy = Jahaan tum kaho,
 
Girl = Ok police station chalte hain..
 
Boy = Lo batao, ab banda apni 'Sister' se mazaaq b nahi kr sakta…
 
Family
 
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Boy = Can I borrow a coin..?
 
Girl = Why..?
 
Boy = I told my mom that i will call her when I met the girl of my dreams…
 
Coin
 
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Boy n girl walking in the park..
 
Boy = Can i hold ur hand..?
 
Girl = Why? Do u think i would run away..?
 
Boy = No just wanna see how it feels walking in heaven wid an "Angel"….
 
Walk
 
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When you see a falling star to night, make a wish, it will come true….
 
Because I wished and I found you….
 
Party
 
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Guy = Hey…is ur name Google..??
 
Girl = No..
 
Guy = But u have all the things i'm searching for…! ;-)
 
Bird
 
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Gold gets brown Silver gets dark Platinum gets white, Copper loses shine. 
 
All metals leaves U but I m the only one who remains with U..
 
B'coz Heera hai sada ke liye….
 
Dragon
 
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I lie on the ground,
 
And stare into space,
 
The stars start to move,
 
Into the shape of your face….
 
Deer
 
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I got a x-ray today and they found u in my heart.
 
The doctor said if they took u out i would die coz i could not live without u….
 
Doctor
 
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Boy = Can i take a photo. 
 
Girl = Why? 
 
Boy = Just wanted to show my children,
 
How their mom looked in her younger age…
 
Photo