Kiss kiss ne kiss kissko kiss kiss mehfil mein Kiss kiya..

Ek aap hain ki jo har Kiss ko miss kiya..

Ek hum hein jo har miss ko Kiss kiya……

Kiss

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Teacher = KG class ke bachhe se..

1 se 10 tak gino, main aapko Kiss karungi..

Bachcha = 1 se 100 tak ginu to kya package hai..

Kiss

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Lady = Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai..

Doctor = Kiss kitni baar karti ho..?

Lady = Saal main 1 baar..!

Doctor = Infection nahi “Zang” lag gaya hai….

Frog

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CLICK means..

C = Cant live with out you

L = Love you so much

I = I miss u so much

C = Care 4 you

K = Kiss from my heart…

Donkey Kiss

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What each Kiss means..

Kiss on the Forehead = We're cute together.

Kiss on the Cheek = We're friends.

Kiss on the Hand = I adore you.

Kiss on the Neck = I want you, now.

Kiss on the Shoulder = Your perfect.

Kiss on the Lips = I Love You…

Kiss

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Girl = Is dress ka kya price hai..?

Shopkeeper = Sirf 5 kiss..

Girl = Aur us dress ka..?

Shopkeeper = 10 kiss..

Girl = Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi…..!!

Asking

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Kissing you baby is my dream.

I am strawberry & you are the cream. 

Handle me gently keep me real keen.

U & i together babes is passion so extreme……!

Ice Cream

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Love is blind,

Be very kind…

When I kiss you,

Please don’t mind….

Heart

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Kiss me and you will see stars….

Love me and I will give them to you….

Love

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Girl = Whats life…?

Boy = Life is love..

Girl = Whats love..?

Boy = Love is kissing..

Girl = Whats kissing..?

Boy = Come here and I show you….

Couple

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Kiss is fly from lips,

Lips is wet also kiss,

Don't miss a kiss,

It is a value of this…

Couple

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A peach is a peach.

A plum is a plum.

A kiss is not a kiss

Unless its with tongues….

Kiss

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Kiss is not like Nokia, "Connecting People"..

Kiss is not like Nike, "Just Do It".

Kiss is not like Pepsi, "Yeh Dil Maange More"..

But Kiss is like Pan Parag, "Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga"..

Kiss

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If a Kiss could say, 

Just how "I Love You"…. 

My lips would be on yours forever….

Kiss

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Love is blind,

Be very kind..

When I kiss you,

Please don't mind….

Blind

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I will give you one kiss to go to sleep.

I give you two kisses to dream.

I give you an endless row of kisses to,

When you wake up in the morning, think of me…..

Heart Birds

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If loving was against the law,

And kissing was a crime,

I would gladly spend my life with u,

In prison doing time….

Heart Kiss

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Teacher = Kisses ko sentence men is tarah istamaal karo ke word bhi na 

aaye aur meaning aajaye….! 

Student = Aaj subha subha girlfriend se bohot munh maari huyi….

Kiss