Har aadmi ka sapna,

Saat ankon mein salary,

Chhey ankon mein bachat,

Paanch bedroom wala ghar,

Chaar pahiyon ki gaadi,

Teen hafton ki chhuttiyan,

Do pyaare bachche or,

Ek gungi biwi…

Thinking

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Film 'Maachis' being screened in a theatre and the song

"Chunni le ke soti thi kamaal lagti thi…" being played.

Suddenly a man shouted from the front stall,

"Abey sirf chunni le ke soti thi to kamaal hi lagegi na…"

Sleeping

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Munna bhai = Abey circuit, Tujhe maine lifaafe par chipkaane waale ticket 

kharidne ke liye paise diye the, phir paise waapas kaise le aaya..?

Circuit = Bhai, tum bhi bologe ki apun ne bhi kya dimaag paayela hai, Koi 

dekh nahin raha tha isliye apun bina ticket lagaaye lifaafa letter box 

mein chhod aaya….

Mail

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Santa apne dost banta se bahut naaraz tha..

Santa ne banta se kaha = Tum dusro ko ye kyun kehte rehte ho ki main 

bevkoof hun..

Banta = Maaf karna yaar, mujhe nahin pata tha ki ye baat gupt rakhni hai….

Friends

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Teacher = Har safal aadmi ke piche ek aurat ka haath hota hai,

Is waakya se aap kya samajhte hain..?

Chintu = Yahi ki kitaabon mein time waste karne se achchha hai kisi ladki 

ke piche jana….

Running

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Santa ki maa ki tabiyat kharaab ho gayi, wo apni maa ko lekar hospital gaya..

Doctor = Inke kuch test honge..

Santa = Hey bhagwan, ab kya hoga.."Meri maa to anpadh hai"….

Check

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Andha santa police mein bharti hone ke liye gaya..

Officer = Tumhe hum kisliye rakhein..?

Santa = Andhadundh firing ke liye…

Firing
 
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Santa aaine(mirror) ke saamne apni aankhen band karke khada tha..
 
Wife = Arey! ye kya kar rahe ho..?
 
Santa = Main jaanna chahta hun ki main raat sotey samay kaisa dikhta hun…..
 
Sleeping
 
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Santa = Banta yaar, tune to kaha tha ki yahan ghutne-ghutne tak paani hai,
 
lekin main to doobne wala tha………
 
Banta = Baat ye hai ki main ti yahan naya aaya hun, maine subha 
 
battakhon(ducks) ko is paani mein tairtey hue dekha tha, unke to ghutne 
 
tak hi paani tha…..
 
Swimming
 
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Santa bhikhari = Main bahut laachaar hun, kuch khaane ko de dijiye..
 
Miss Banta = Hattey-kattey to dikh rahe ho, haath pair bhi sahi salaamat hain..
 
phir laachaar kissey liye ho…?
 
Santa bhikhari = Ji, apni aadat se…
 
Beggar
 
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Tourist = Ye kiska kankaal hai..?
 
Santa = Ye tipu-sultaan ka kankaal hai..
 
Tourist = Or ye bagal wala chhota sa kankaal kiska hai..?
 
Santa = Ye bhi tipu-sultaan ka kankaal hai.. jab wo chhota bachcha tha….
 
Skull
 
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Santa = Oye! tujhe pata hai, meri bakri ne aaj andaa diya..
 
Banta = Oye! aisa kaise ho sakta hai, Bakri bhi kahin andey deti hai kya..?
 
Santa = Arey yaar, maine apni murgi ka naam bakri rakha hai na….
 
Egg
 
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Santa = Kya tum pass ho gaye..?
 
Golu = Haan, humari puri class pass ho gayi lekin humari teacher fail ho gayi..
 
Santa = Wo kaise..?
 
Golu = Wo abhi bhi usi class mein padha rahi hai…..
 
Playing
 
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Banta = Dharti or chaand ka kya rishta hai….?
 
Santa = Bhai or Behen ka….
 
Banta = Wo kaise….?
 
Santa = Kyunki hum dharti ko "Dharti Maa" or chaand ko "Chandaa Mama
 
kehte hain na……..
 
Hug
 
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Banta samundar mein dahi daal raha tha. Usey dekh santa pareshaan hokar 
 
puchta hai..
 
Santa = Oye! ye tu dahi samundar mein kyun daal raha hai..?
 
Banta = Oye paagal! Lassi banaane ke liye…. milkar pienge….
 
Drinking
 
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Doctor = Kya hua santa ji, sab thik to hai..?
 
Santa = Doctor saahab, kamjori bahut ho rahi hai..
 
Doctor = Kamjori hai to fal(fruit) khaya karo, wo bhi chhilke sahit..
 
Santa = Thik hai..
 
Santa(Next day) = Doctor saahab pet mein dard hai..?
 
Doctor = Kya khaya tha..
 
Santa = Naariyal(Coconut) wo bhi chhilke sahit…
 
Eating
 
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Medical college mein general knowledge ki padhayi chal rahi thi,
 
tabhi professor ne munna bhai se kuch sawaal kiye..
 
Professor = Munna, Gandhi Jayanti ke baare mein tum kya jaante ho..?
 
Munna Bhai = Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, usne apun ke desh ko 
 
aazadi dilaayi, apun uska dil se izzat karta hai bidu, par maa kasam apun 
 
ko ye nahin maalum ki ye jayanti kon hai…
 
Thinking
 
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Banta = Oye! tu to aaj doctor ke paas jaane wala tha..
 
Santa = Yaar kal jaaunga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharaab hai….
 
Doctor Test
 
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Santa kadi garmi mein dhoop mein khada tha..
 
Banta = Santa tum kya kar rahe ho..?
 
Santa = Main paseena sukha raha hun….
 
Sweat
 
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Husband or wife dono mandir gaye….
 
Husband = Tumne kya maanga..
 
Wife = Ki aap or main saat janam tak saath rahen.. Or aapne..?
 
Husband = Ye mera saatwan janam ho…
 
Couple