Ek Baar Ek Judge ne Rajnikanth Ko Crime Karte Hue Dekh Liya..

To Kya..? Tabse Kanoon Andha Ho Gaya….

Blind

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Women are like algebra. Look easy to solve but make your mind complicated,

enough to understand every bit of it…..

Duck

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Rajnikanth once tickled(gudgudi) a baby..The world today knows him as..

"Navjot Singh Siddhu"..!!!!!!!!

Gecko

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Hotties like to make love with aged men because.. 

They know that old wine is more intoxicating.

Drunk

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Friendship is like octopus. It catches you so tightly that you forgets to be free.

Octopus

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Rajnikant used a rough copy when he was 5 yrs old…

The copy now is called….."WIKIPIDEA"…

Writting

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What do you say when Rajnikanth farts ??

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????????

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Rajnigandha !!…. ;-)

Laugh

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Banta falls in luv wit a nurse.. 

After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her = "I LOVE U SISTER"

Nurse

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Husband = Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets…..

Wife = Why three..?

Husband = For u and ur parents…..

Watch TV

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When your girlfriend leaves you then never feel dejected because she has made you

experienced for other girls……

Couple

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When girls pounce upon your hot personality make it believe..

That you have become a dude now……

Smart boy

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I love the way you touch me, romance with me but you should brush your teeth

before kissing as it smells very bad.

Toothbrush

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After having romance with girl friend, why do you feel like balloon without air.

Flying Balloon

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Before marriage girlfriend is comfort of life and after marriage burden of life.

Marriage

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Ek ladki ka excuse = Phone mat karo dear, maa hai near, papa se lagta hai fear,

baat nahin hoti hai clear…. Isliye sms kiya karo dear without fear and very clear….

Talk
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Ek baar chinti haathi ke upar baith kar ja rahi thi, raaste mein kachcha pool aaya,
 
Usko dekhkar chinti boli = Jaanu cross kar loge ya main utrun..?
 
Elephant
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Ek Angrez ko raat mein bahut machchar kaat rahe the…
 
Usne gusse me aake saari light band kardi… Tabhi room ek jugnu aaya…
 
Angrez = Ohhhh no!!! India ka machchar sala ab torch leke dhund raha hai….!!!!
 
Mosquito
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A Foreigner had a very spicy Indian dinner Next morning….
 
He came out of the toilet & said: – Now I understand…. 
 
"Why Indians use water…. this bloody tissue paper can catch fire"….!!
 
Spicy Dinner
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Santa = So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?
 
Banta = Yes, their dog is our dog's brother…..
 
Dog
 
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Angry boss = Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai..?
 
Employee(sar jhuka ke) = Nahin sir…!!
 
Boss = Niche kya dekh rahe ho? Meri taraf dekho…..
 
Owl