English

Honolulu Ke Log – Honolulu’s People

In Hindi : –

Q : – Honolulu Ke Log Kele Ke Chilke Ka Kya Karte Hain?

Ans : – Phenk Dete Hain.

Fruit

In English : -

Q : – What Do Honolulu's People With Banana's Peel?

Ans : – They Throw Them

Aayi Deewali Re – Poem On Deewali

हिंदी में : -

         दीवाली 

आई दीवाली, आई दीवाली,
आई दीवाली रे..
दीप जलाओ, खुशी मनाओ,
आई दीवाली रे..
खूब चले फुलझड़ी पटाखे,
आई दीवाली रे..
सबको बांटो खूब मिठाई,
आई दीवाली रे….
 
Deewali
 
In English : -

               Deewali

Aayi Deewali, Aayi Deewali,
Aayi Deewali Re..
Deep Jalaao, Khusi Manaao,
Aayi Deewali Re..
Khub Chale Phuljhadi Pataakhe,
Aayi Deewali Re…
Sabko Baanto Khub Mithaayi,
Aayi Deewali Re….

What Would Be The Relation With You

In Hindi : -

Q : – Aapke Father Apni Sister Ke Ek Bhai Hain, To Aapke Father Ki Sister Ki Bhabhi Ka Aapke Saath Kya Rishta Hoga..?

Ans : – Wo Aapki Mother Hongi.

Family

In English : -

Q : – Your Father Is Single Brother Of His Sister, So What Would be The Relation Of Your Father's Sister's Sister-In-Law With You.. ?

Ans : – She Would Be Your Mother.

What Does a Kangaroo Say..

In Hindi : -

Q : – Kangaroo Kya Kehti Hai Jab Wo Dekhti Hai, Ki Uska Bachcha Kho Gaya Hai….?

Ans : – Aaila..! Kisi Ne Apun Ka Pocket Maar Liyaa

Kangaroo

In English : -

Q : – What Does A Kangaroo Say When She Find Her Kids Missing.. ?

Ans : – Aaila..! Someone Cut My Pocket..

Pehli Bhartiya Naari – The First Indian Woman

In Hindi : -

Q : – Wo Pehli Bhartiya Naari Koun Thi Jo Udd Kar Videsh Gayi Thi.. ?

Ans : – "Sita" Jo Udd Kar Srilanka Gayi Thi.. ;-) 

 

Flying

 

In English : -

Q : – Who was the first Indian woman to fly abroad.

Ans : – "Sita" went to Lanka.. ;-)