Hindi

Birthday Sms

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawaab dun,

Apne dost ko kya uphaar dun..

Koi achchha sa phool hota to maali se mangwata,

Jo khud gulaab hai usko kya gulaab dun..

Happy Birthday……

Baby

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May all your days be filled with memories and flowers,

friendship and happy hours.

Happy Birthday..

Happy Anniversary

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Dua hai Ki Kaamyaabi ke har sikhar par aap ka naam hoga,

Aapke har kadam per duniya ka salaam hoga..

Himmat se mushkilon ka saamna karna,

Hamari dua hai ki waqt bhi ek din aapka gulaam hoga.

Wish u a very Happy Birthday…

Birthday

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Some like Sunday

Some like Monday,

But I like Only One Day,

N that's ur Birthday…

Happy Birthday….

Happy B'day

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Tamannao se bhari ho zindagi,

Khwahison se bhara ho har pal..

Daaman bhi chhota lagne laga,

Itni khusiyan de aapko aane wala kal….

Happy Birthday….

B'day

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Baar baar din ye aaye,

Baar baar dil ye gaaye,

Tum jiyo hazaaro saal,

Ye meri hai aarzoo…

Happy Birthday 2 U…

Celebration

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Muskaan aapke honto se kabhi jaaye nahin,

Aansu aapke palko pe kabhi aaye nahin,

Pura ho aapka har khwaab,

Aur jo pura na ho wo khwaab kabhi aaye nahin….

Happy Birthday….

Celebration

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Tamanna karte ho jin khusiyon ki,

Wo khusiyan aapke kadmon mein ho,

Ishwar aapko wo sab haqiqat mein de,

Jo socha aapne sapno mein ho….

Happy Birthday….

Skeleton B'day

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Janam din mubarak ho tujhko,

Har kushi jo chahi tujhe mil jaye wohi,

Duniya main har pal tu yun baatein khushiyan,

Ke humko tujh pe gumaan aaye..

Happy Birthday…

Birthday

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Aa teri umar main likh dun chaand sitaaro se,

Tera janam din main manaun phoolo se bahaaro se,

Har ek khoobsurti duniya se main le aaun,

Sajaaun ye mehfil main har haseen nazaaro se..

Happy Birthday…

B'day

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Ye din ye mahina ye taarikh jab jab aayi….

Hum ne kitne pyaar se janam din ki mehfile sajaayi..

Har shamaa par naam likh diya dosti ka,

Is ki roshni mein chaand jaisi teri surat hai samaayi..

Happy Birthday…

Champagne

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Zaroor tumko kisine dil se pukara hoga,

Ek baar to chand ne bhi tumko nihara hoga,

Maayus hue honge sitaare bhi us din,

Khuda ne jab zameen par tumko utara hoga.

Happy Birthday…

Gift

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Suraj roshni le kar aaya,

Aur chidyon ne gaana gaaya..

Phoolon ne hans hans kar bola,

Mubarak ho tumhaara janam din aaya..!

Birds

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This is a special birthday wish,

That comes with love to you.

It brings warm and heartfelt thanks.

For all the thoughtful things you do.

It also comes to let you know.

U mean more to us each day.

And to everyone your lives have touched.

In such a loving way.

Wish u a very Happy B'day…..

Birthday

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May you have all the joy your heart can hold.

All the smiles a day can bring.

All the blessings a life can unfold.

May u have gods best in everything.

Wishing u a Happy Birthday.

Birthday

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Smiles and laughter, joy & cheer..

New happiness that stays through out the year..

Hope ur birthday brings all these & more,

Filling life with surprise & joys galore….!

Celebration

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Birthdays are 4 fun,

Enjoy a sticky bun..

I'm glad u r my mate,

Hope ur birthdays great..

Birthday

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On your birthday I wish you much pleasure and joy,

I hope all of your wishes come true..

May each hour and minute be filled with delight,

And your birthday be perfect for u..!

Celebration

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Another year older,

And what can I say..

Other than I love u,

On your special day..

Happy Birthday….

Boy Box

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Wishing u a day soft as silk.

White as milk.

Sweet as honey & full of money..

May all your dreams come true.

Happy Birthday….

Birthday

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Its a dedicated ceremony an aniversary, 

But not wedding..

The easy way to tell is,

Its ur birthday..

Have a cool smyle in all the way,

And have a nice birth day….

Baby Girl

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Life is very short,

So enjoy every moment,

Don't lose ur confidence,

Go always ahead….

Happy Birthday….

Love

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If flowers are blessings…..

I would send you this bunch to say….

May you be blessed with happiness every single day !

Happy Birthday….

Anniversary

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May your spirit keep the freedom of a butterfly, 

In spring & ur heart be filled always with the joys of simple things.

Happy Birthday….

Gift

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Kick off ur shoes, take a break,

Crank the tunes, dance & shake..

Light the candles, cut the cake,

Make it a day, that's simply Great..!!

Happy B'Day..

Gift

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Fly in the plane of ambition,

And land on the airport of success..

Luck is urs,

Wish is mine..

May ur future,

Always shine….

With lotz of love..

Happy Birthday 2 U….

Gift

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Bcoz 2day is ur day,

Its an opportunity for u to know that,

You r special & special things are for u today..

I wish u all the best..

Happy Birth Day…..

Dog Balloon

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My wishes r silent but true,

Every where day will follow u,

Luck is urs, 

Wishes r mine,

I wish ur present & future will always shine.

Happy Birhday….

Birthday

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Congratulations 2 u my old friend,

Birthday wishes 2 u I send…

You look good for ur age, I could say,

But u look good to me any day…..

Congrats

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Khushi se beete har din,

Har raat suhani raat ho..

Jis taraf aapke kadam pade,

Wahan phoolon ki barsaat ho…..

Happy Birthday….

Smile

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Tohfa-e-dil de doon ya de doon chaand taare,

Janam din pe tujhe kya doon ye poche mujh se saare..

Zindagi tere naam kar doon bhi to kam nahin,

Daaman mein bhar doon har pal khushi ko main tumhare,

Happy Birthday….

Birthday

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Humari to duaa hai koi gila nahin,

Wo gulaab jo aaj tak khila nahi,

Aaj ke din aapko wo sab kuch mile,

Jo aaj tak kisi ko kabhi mila nahi..

Happy Birthday….

Gift

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Sending birthday blessings,

Filled with love and peace and joy…

Wishing sweetest things happen,

Right before your eyes….!

Teddybear

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Suraj ki pehli kiran roshni de aapko,

Phoolo ki har kali khusbu de aapko,

Hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi,

Dena wala har khushi de aapko….

Happy Birthday…..

Gift

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Har raah aasan ho,

Har raah pe khushiyan ho,

Har din khubsoorat ho,

Aisa hi poora jivan ho,

Yahi har din meri dua ho,

Aisa hi tumhara har janamdin ho…..!!

Wish u a very Happy Birthday…….!!

Gift

Billi Chuha – Funny Kids Rhymes

हिंदी में : -

            बिल्ली चूहा

बिल्ली चूहा भाई बन्दर,
बैठे थे एक कमरे के अन्दर,
बिल्ली बोली म्याऊं, 
चूहा बोला बिल में जाऊं,
इतने में आया एक भालू,
बोला मैं तुम सबको खालूं,
लेकिन तीनो थे चालाक,
पकड़ी भालू की झट से नाक,
नाक पकड़ कर खूब घुमाया,
भालू ने फिर नहीं सताया….|

Bear

In English : -

            Billi Chuha

Billi Chuha Bhai Bandar,
Baithe The Ek Kamre Ke Andar,
Billi Boli Miaaun,
Chuha Bola Bil Mein Jaaun,
Itne Mein Aaya Ek Bhalu,
Bola Main Tum Sabko Khalun,
Lekin Teeno The Chaalaak,
Pakdi Bhalu Ki Jhat Se Naak,
Naak Pakad Kar Khub Ghumaya,
Bhalu Ne Phir Nahin Sataya…

Ek Paheli Sadaa Naveli

एक पहेली सदा नवेली |
जो बूझो सो जिंदा ||
जिंदा में से मुर्दा निकले |
मुर्दा में से जिंदा ||
 
Dead
 

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Amitabh Or Jaya

Q : –
Amitabh Or Jaya Bus Stop Par Khade The,
Bus Aayi Or Amitabh Bus Mein Chad Gaya,
Lekin Jaya Nahin Chadi. Batao Kyun?

Laugh

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Kathputli – Hindi Kids Rhymes

हिंदी में : -

             कठपुतली 

मैं एक छोटी कठपुतली,
रोना मुझको आता नहीं,
लड्डू पेड़े खाऊं मजे से,
खाना बनाना आता नहीं,
फ्रूटी माज़ा पीउं मजे से,
शरबत बनाना आता नहीं,
चनिया चोली पेहनू मजे से,
कपडे सीना आता नहीं,
मैं एक छोटी कठपुतली,
रोना मुझको आता नहीं….|

Puppet

In English : -

           Kathputli

Main Ek Chhoti Kathputli,
Rona Mujhko Aata Nahin,
Laddoo Pede Khaun Maje Se,
Khana Bananaa Aata Nahin,
Frooti Maaza Peeun Maje Se,
Sarbat Bananaa Aata Nahin,
Chaniya Choli Pehnu Maje Se,
Kapde Seena Aata Nahin,
Main Ek Chhoti Kathputli,
Rona Mujhko Aata Nahin….

Adult Jokes

Teacher class mein = “Bachho, "Jimmedari" pe ek sentance banao”

Santa = Madam ji, agar aapke blause ke 4 mein se 3 batan toot jaayen,

To saari "Jimmedari" sirf ek batan par hogi.

Clothes

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Santa ek din bada confuse sa tha aur usne banta se pucha..

Santa = “Yaar teri biwi chalu hai, mujhe hamesha dekh ke muskurati rehti hai..?”

Banta = "Oye nahin yaar aisa kuch nahin hai, usne mujhse suhagraat pe puchha tha,

kya mene kabhi kisi ke saath sex kiya Hai, to maine tera naam bol diya tha"….

Friends

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Bachcha shopkeeper se = Uncle "Suji" hai..??

Shopkeeper = Haan beta suji hai.

Bachcha = Saale, fir marwayi kyun thi…??

baby

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Girl = Main jab bhi apne pados wale ladke ko dekhti hoon, meri bra tight ho jati hai. 

To uski Ma Boli, "Kal se bra hi mat pehen, uski pant tight ho jayegi!!"

Boy

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Santa went with his wife on honeymoon and they were getting undressed 

together for the first time. Santa took off his shoes and socks and his 

toes were all twisted and discolored. 

Wife = What happened to your feet? 

Santa = I had a childhood disease called Tolio.

Wife = Don't you mean polio? 

Santa = No, tolio, it only affects the toes. 

Santa then removed his pants and revealed an awful-looking pair of knees. 

Wife = What happened to your knees..? 

Santa = Well, I also had Kneesles.

Wife = Don't you mean measles..? 

Santa = No, kneesles, it only affects the knees. 

When he removed his shorts, his wife gasped and said = "Don't tell me, 

you also had Smallcox..!"

Couple

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A man 2 shopkeeper = Ek White colour ka Condom dena. 

Shopkeer = White hi kyun..? 

Man = Padosan ka husband guzar gaya hai afsos karne jaana hai.

Dog

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Dhobi police se = Banta ne meri biwi ki ijjat luti..!! 

Banta = Main press karwane gaya tha, dhobi ne kaha main khana kha raha hoon,

istri garm hai mar lo..

Press

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Santa lucknow ke kothe pe gaya aur aunty se bola..

Santa = Mujhe Rita se milna hai..

Aunty = Woh 1 baar ka 1000 rs leti hai..

Santa = Koi baat nahin ji, main de dunga..

Santa Rita ke saath sex karke 1000 rs de deta hai.

Next day phir sex karke 1000 rs de deta hai…..

3rd day phir jata hai or sex karke 1000 rs de deta hai….

Jab wo jaane lagta hai to Rita bolti hai….

Rita = Tum mujhe bahut achhe lage, Paisi ke liye koi mol bhaav nahin kiya,

kahan se aaye ho..?

Santa = Ji, Punjab Ludhiana se….

Rita = Ohh..! wahan to meri cousin sister bhi rehti hai..

Santa = Haan, usi ne to mujhe 3000 rs diye the aur kaha tha ki tumhe de dun,

tumhe chahiye honge..!!

Money

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Husband = Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaun,

tumhare aankhon mein bas jaaun, tumhari bahon mein jhool jaaun..

Wife = Niche kya padosi ghusengey..?

Painting

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Girl = X'cuse me brother, that's my seat.

Boy = Ok, But I'm not ur brother, my father never f**ked ur mom.

Girl = True, but my father did..!

Driving

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Sex is like a restaurant sometimes u get good service, sometimes bad service,

sometimes no service & many times u have to be happy with self service…

Work

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3 ladkiyan lunch kar rahi thi….

Pehli = Aaj maine boss drawer mein condom dekha..!

Dusri = Haan yaar..! maine bhi dekha phir maine usmein cheed kar diya..

Teesri = Haraamzaadi pehle batana tha na….!!

Eating

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Boy = Jaldi se munh kholo.

Girl = Arey itna badaa munh mein kaise daloongi.

Girl = Oops..! saare kapdey geelay ho gaye.

Boy = Aur logi..?

Girl = Na baba na ye gol-gappey tum hi khaao….

Eating

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8 sal ka bachcha rape case mein pakra jata hai…

Lady lawyer uski lulli pakr ke kehti hai, "Kya ye bachcha rape kar sakta hai"….??

Bacha kehta hai = Madam ji hilao mat warna case haarjaogi……

Baby

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Class mein master ki pant ki zip khuli thi.. Ye dekh kar ladkiyaan jor se hasne lagi…

Master(ghusse mein) = Jyada he he ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar dunga…..

Kids

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Suhagrat par pati ne apni patni ko draate hue…

 

Pati = Shaadi se pahle kitni baar sex kiya hai..?

Patni = Ji ek baar bhi nahin..

Pati = Jhuth mat bol, mere paas ek meter hai laga ke check karun..?

Patni = Ji, Ek Baar galti se sex kiya tha..

Pati = Sach sach bata, mere paas sach ka meter hai, lagaun kya….?

Patni = Mujhe maaf kar do, 10-15 baar kiya hai…

Pati = Sab sach sach bata de, nahin to meter lagane wala hun….

Patni ghusse mein = Aaja bhonsdi ke laga hi le tu apna meter, jitni baar 

mene sex kiya hai na.. Utne to tere meter mein number nahin honge…

Meter

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Shaadi ki pehli raat…

Husband apni wife ki ch**t mein ungli daal raha tha..

Wife sarmaate hue = Ek ungli or daalo na….

Husband = Kyun, tujhe siti bajani hai kya…?

whistle

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Santa apni girlfriend se = Aaj raat mere paas aao na sex karte hain..?

Girl = Thik hai, but condom jaroor le aana…

Santa khusi ke maare chemist ki shop par condom lene gaya…

Santa = Bhai sahab, ek condom ka packet de do..

Chemist = Konse flavour ka dun..?

Santa thodi der sochne ke baad.."Chholey Bhature" wala  de do….

Walk

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Do sardaar ek ladki ko dekh rahe the.

Pehla sardaar = What a breast..

Dusra sardaar = Yaar breast se yaad aaya bhabi kaisi hain..? ;-)

swimming

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Ek baar ek saadhu baba gali se gujar raha tha, tabhi unpar ek "Bra" giri….. 

Baba = Hey prabhu ye teri kaisi lila hai, aam koi aur choos raha hai aur 

chhilka humpe phekh raha hai.

Eating

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Sir = Tum bade ya tumhare papa..?

Student = Main.. 

Sir = Kaise..? 

Student = Maine mummy ka doodh peena chhod diya hai, 

lekin papa abhi bhi peete hai.

Milk