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Teacher bachche se = Agar galti se tumhara pair ek budhi mahila par pad gaya,

To tum kya karoge..?

Bachcha = Sorry bol dunga sir..

Teacher = Bahut achche, agar wo khush hokar tumhe choclate de,

To phir kaya karoge..?

Bachcha = To main dusre pair par chad jaaungaor phir sorru bolunga, 

Taaki mujhe ek or choclate mile…

Study

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Desi Teacher = Aaj tum late kyu aaye? School 7 baje shuru hota he.

Desi Kid = Madam, Aap meri fikar mat kiya karo,

School time pe shuru karwa dia karo.

Student

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Teacher = Beta tum bade ho kar kya karoge?

Student = Shaadi…

Teacher = Mera matlab hai kya banoge?

Student = Dulha…

Teacher = Kya haashil karoge?

Student = Dulhan….

Teacher = Maa-baap ke liye kya laaoge..?

Student = Bahu…

Teacher = Tumhare papa tum se kya chahte hain?

Student = Potaa or Poti…

Teacher = Arey tumhari zindagi ka maksad kya hai?

Student = Hum do humare do….

Baby Couple

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Teacher class mein student se pucha = Naadey ko english mein kya kehte hain..?

Student = PHD

Teacher = Kya matlab.. ?

Student = Pajama Holding Device….

People

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Teacher = Ek aisa waakya banao jisme urdu, hindi, punjabi or english ke 

shabdon ka sahi sahi istemaal hua ho..

Santa = Ishq di gali wich no entry…..

Play

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Teacher = Is line ko english mein batao. Usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gaya..

Student = He does his work and dan dana dan, dan dana dan…

Work

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Teacher = Santa, tumne aaj kon sa achchha kaam kiya hai..?

Santa = Sir aaj maine apne paanch doston ke saath milkar ek buzurg 

aurat ko sadak paar karwaya..

Teacher = Ye to achchi baat hai, lekin is chhote se kaam ke liye paanch 

log ki kya jaroorat thi..?

Santa = Kyunki wo aurat sadak paar nahin karna chahti thi….

Crossing

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Principal = Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein aaye to first time ussey 

100 rupay fine lena, second time 200 rupay fine lena or third time 300 

rupay fine lena…

Student = Bole to monthly paas ka kya lega mamu..?

Student

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An LKG kid got zero in exam.

Father = What is this ?

Funny Kid = Papa, teacher had no more stars left,

so she gave me moon this time……

Baby

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Master To Student = A B C D Se Shuru Honay Wale Alphabets Se Sentence Banao.?

Student: -

A = Apni

B = Beti ka

C = Cell Number

D = Dijiye

Student

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Teacher = Ravi what is the time period of Akbar the Great as given in your text book. 

Ravi = I don't know miss..

Teacher = Its given as (1567-1601) in the top of the lesson 

Ravi = Sorry miss, I thought it was his Phone number.

Reading

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History Teacher = Ravi, What did Alexander do after he had taken his first step into India? 

Ravi = Sir, he took his second step.

Laugh

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Teacher = Who has a better eyesight, an animal or a man? 

Student = An animal, of course…!

Teacher = Why….? 

Student = They dont were glasses like you…..!!

Flying

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Teacher = What is the chemical formula for water?

Pappu = HIJKLMNO….!!

Teacher = What are you talking about..?

Pappu = Yesterday you said it's H to O….!

Water

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Teacher = Pappu..! Give me a sentence starting with "I".

Pappu = I is…

Teacher = No Pappu…. always say, "I am."

Pappu = All right… "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Animal

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Teacher = Brandy, tell me something about the people of the 18th century??

Brandy = They are all Dead…..!!

Old People

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Teacher = There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg . Then, what is my age?

Student = 32 yrs….

Teacher = How do you know..?

Student = Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad..

Play

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Teacher = "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE"?

Pappu = "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

Run

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Teacher = 'A' for?

Student = Apple..!

Teacher = Jor se bolo

Student = JAI MATA DI….

Study

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Teacher = "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"

Student = "The moon".

Teacher = "Why?"

Student = "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light

only in the day time when we don't need it"…..

Rest

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Teacher = Tum math mein fail ho gaye..?

Student = Main kya karta, Aapne hi galat padhaya tha…

Kabhi 4 or 4 aath(8) kaha kabhi 6 or 2 aath kaha or kabhi 5 or 3 aath bataya….

Study